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blonde in a swimming race
 
 
A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished.

When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, 'I don't want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms.'

blondes and cops
 
 
One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license.

'You cops should get it together. One day you take away my license and the next day you ask me to show it.'

blonde's coffin
 
 
Why's the blonde's coffin shaped like a Y?

Cuz every time she hits her back, her legs spread!

blonde valedictorian
 
 
A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, 'I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?'

Her mother replied, 'Of couse it is, dear.'

The next day, the blonde said, 'I can say the alphabet higher then anyone in my class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?'

Her mother replied, 'Of course it is dear!'

The next day the blonde came home from her gymnastics and asked her mother, 'I have a larger chest then all the kids in my class, do you think its because I am a blonde?'

Her mother replied, 'No dear, I think it is because you are eighteen years old."


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