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blonde and a brunette on a cliff
 
 
Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff. Who hit bottom first?

A: The brunette -- the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.

blonde robbery
 
 
A blonde walked up to a man and said, “Give me your wallet.” The man said, “Okay, but give me the gun.”The blonde gave him the gun and the man gave his wallet. The man used the gun to steal his wallet back.The blonde said, “You're an idiot -- there's no bullets in the gun.” The man replied, “You're the idiot -- there's no money in the wallet.”
blonde's appendicitis
 
 
A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said, 'You have acute appendicitis.'

The blond yelled at the doctor, 'I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!!'

blonde's bridge
 
 
Why did the blonde build a bridge across the river?

So she could have shade when she swam across!


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