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suicidal blonde
 
 
One day a blonde finds out from her friend that her boyfriend is cheating on her. So one day she goes out to the mall and buys a gun. After that she goes to her boyfriend's house. She busts down the door and points the gun at her head.

"What are you doing?' says her boyfriend.

"Shut up! You're next!"

the blonde & the coke machine
 
 
It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. She went to the coke machine and when she put her money in, a coke came out - so she kept putting money in.

And since it was such a hot day, a line had formed behind her. Finally, a guy on line said, "Will you hurry up? We're all hot and thirsty!"

And the blonde said, "No way. I'm still winning!"

who let the blondes out?
 
 
How many blondes does it take to milk a cow?

Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.

eternity
 
 
Definition of eternity?

Four blondes in four cars at a four-way stop.


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