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one-eyed blonde
 
 
Two blondes are walking down the road when one says 'Look at that dog with one eye!'

The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says 'Where?'

replacing vanna
 
 
Q: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White?

A: They can't find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet.

blonde in a car
 
 
A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, 'I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?'

'Why sure,' said the manager, 'we have something that works especially well for that.'

A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice. 'No, no! A little to the left,' said the other blonde inside the car.

leggy blonde
 
 
What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?

Nothing. They've never met.


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