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revenge of the blondes
 
 
Q: Why are there so many blonde jokes one-liners?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A: the invitation.

Q: What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A: A hostage.

Q: What is black and blue and brown, and lying in a ditch?
A: A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes.

a side order of blondes
 
 
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.

One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"

"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

blonde and a pig
 
 
A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks, 'Where did you get that?'

The pig says, 'I won her in a raffle!'

is that you coffin?
 
 
A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her business. She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the success of the fashion store across the street which had done very well with it's new "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" deal. Soon, a man walks in.

"I would like a coffin for my father. But these coffins are very expensive!"

"Well, sir, you'll be happy to know we have a 'Buy 1, Get 1 Free' deal!"

The customer left.


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