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blonde driver
 
 
Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.

blonde...infant scale
 
 
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first.

"That won't work," countered the woman. "I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt."

blondes and pickles
 
 
Why don't blondes eat pickles?

Because they can't get their head in the jar.

blonde overdue
 
 
A blonde goes into a library and says, "Hello. I'm here to see the doctor."

The librarian replies, "This is a library."

So the blonde lowers her voice and says, "Oh sorry!" Then whispers, "I'm here to see the doctor."


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