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one-eyed blonde
 
 
Two blondes are walking down the road when one says 'Look at that dog with one eye!'

The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says 'Where?'

the blonde & the coke machine
 
 
It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go buy a coke. She went to the coke machine and when she put her money in, a coke came out - so she kept putting money in.

And since it was such a hot day, a line had formed behind her. Finally, a guy on line said, "Will you hurry up? We're all hot and thirsty!"

And the blonde said, "No way. I'm still winning!"

pop goes the blonde
 
 
A man notices a blonde sucking on the bottom of a Coke can. Curious, he asks her what she's doing.

"Duh! It says for best taste drink by date on the bottom."

laptop
 
 
What's the difference between a blonde and Windows 95?

The blonde operates on more laptops!


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