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blonde with money
 
 
A blonde and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blonde asked the brunette what she was going to buy.

The brunette replied, "I think I'll buy a new set of plates because mine are chipped. What are you going to buy?"

The blonde said, "I think I'm gonna buy a new butt, because my old one has an enormous crack in it."

wanted: dead or alive
 
 
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.

"If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?"

"I'd have to say the living one."

lightning blonde
 
 
Why does a blonde smile at lightning?

She thinks she's getting her picture taken.

blonde gets job
 
 
Q: How did a blonde get a job at a prestigious country club?

A: She told them she was good at handling members.


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