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knock-knock blonde
 
 
Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?

Because they leave to answer the door.

poor blonde
 
 
A blonde owned a small business that she was about to lose, so she went to the church and prayed: "God, if I don't win the lotto, I will lose my business."

She didn't win.

So the next day she was about to lose her business and her car. She went to the church to pray: "God, if I don't win the lotto, I will lose my business and my car."

Still, she didn't win.

So the next day she was about to lose her buisness, her car and her house. She went to the church to pray: "God, if I don't win the lotto, I will loose my business, my car and my house."

Then suddenly the blonde was surrounded by a blinding white light, and she heard the booming voice of God declare, "Buy a ticket."

rocks and blondes
 
 
What do rocks and dumb blondes have in common?

You skip 'em when they're flat.

blonde bird
 
 
What do you call a blonde bird?

A swallow!


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