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blonde gymnastics
 
 
What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?

A brunette.

blondes and cow patties
 
 
What do blondes and cow patties have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

c-section and blonde
 
 
One day a blonde and her friend and their parents were talking about the birth of the blonde and her friend. The friend's father said that Jane was a C-section baby. And the blonde said, 'I don't know what section I'm from!'
blonde invention
 
 
What was the only invention a blonde came up with that did not pass the patent board?

Ejection seats in helicopters.


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