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blonde state of mind
 
 
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals.

She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!"

Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?"

The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F."

two things about a blonde
 
 
Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?

A: Her feet!

half-brainiac
 
 
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Gifted!

blondes screwing
 
 
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They only screw in cars.


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