vending machine and blonde
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a vending machine?
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A: Nothing.....you get what you paid for.
the blond date
A guy and a blond are on a date, and after dinner and a movie, they head on up to Makeout Mountain, where things get a little hot 'n' heavy. Then the guy leans over.
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"Do you want to go in the backseat?"
"No." Unfazed, they continue making out. The guy trys again.
"Do you want to go in the backseat?"
"No." A little frustrated, the man decides to ignore it. They continue to get pretty into it. Soon, the man figures he can ask agin.
"Do you want to go in the backseat?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because I want to stay up here with you."
blonde and license plates
A blonde wanted to buy personalized license plates but she couldn't afford them. So she changed her name to JKM345.
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