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blonde vs. crime rate
 
 
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home?

A: She moved.

watch the birdie
 
 
A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street when the brunette says, "Look, a dead bird!"

So the blonde looks up!

blonde in pain
 
 
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt.

The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where."

The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!"

Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!"

She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!"

She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!"

The doctor laughed and said, "Don't worry; it's not serious. You've just got a broken index finger."

blonde nurse
 
 
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?

A: To draw blood.


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