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blonde on the run
 
 
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are on the run from the law when they find an old barn to hide out in. The police are close on their tails, so when the women find three sacks, they immediately jump into them. About a minute later, a policeman comes into the barn and sees the suspicious-looking sacks. He kicks the first one.

"Meow," says the redhead.

"It must be a cat," thinks the policeman and he kicks the second sack.

"Woof," says the brunette.

"Must be a dog," thinks the policeman and he kicks the third sack.

"Potatoes," says the blonde.

ash blonde
 
 
How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree!

blonde joke
 
 
Want to hear three blonde jokes?

Listen to Hanson!

blonde's coffin
 
 
Why's the blonde's coffin shaped like a Y?

Cuz every time she hits her back, her legs spread!


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