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blonde and taxi
 
 
Q: What do a blonde and a taxi have in common?

A: Everyone's been in and out for $2.00.

lake wannaswimma
 
 
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.

"How do I get to the other side?"

"Duh! You ARE on the other side!"

brunette, blonde & railroad tracks
 
 
A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, “21, 21, 21.” A blonde comes along and starts doing the same thing. They hear a train and the brunette jumps off, but the blonde keeps jumping. The blonde gets hit and dies. After the train leaves, the brunette jumps back on saying this time, “22, 22, 22....”
suicidal blonde
 
 
One day a blonde finds out from her friend that her boyfriend is cheating on her. So one day she goes out to the mall and buys a gun. After that she goes to her boyfriend's house. She busts down the door and points the gun at her head.

"What are you doing?' says her boyfriend.

"Shut up! You're next!"


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