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one-eyed blonde
 
 
Two blondes are walking down the road when one says 'Look at that dog with one eye!'

The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says 'Where?'

father to blonde daughter
 
 
What did the father say to his blonde daughter?

'If you're not in bed by 11, come home.'

blonde in a car
 
 
A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, 'I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?'

'Why sure,' said the manager, 'we have something that works especially well for that.'

A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice. 'No, no! A little to the left,' said the other blonde inside the car.

blonde's backseat
 
 
A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at 'Lovers' Cove' where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.

'NO!' yelled the blonde.

The guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.

'NO!' the blonde yelled again.

Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped.

'Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?' asked the guy.

'For the last time, NO!' said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, 'Well, why the hell not?'

The blonde looked at him and said, 'Because I wanna stay up here with you.'


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