Blonde

Two blondes are nailing in roof tiles. One of them is pulling nails from his jar and if they face him, he throws them away. The other blonde asks what he's doing.

"Duh. I'm throwing away the defective ones."

"No, stupid! Those are for the other side of the roof."

How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?

Her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

What's the difference between a blonde and the internet?

Not everyone's been on the internet!

Two tourists were traveling through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, 'Before we order could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly.' The blonde leaned over and said 'Burrrrrrr Gurrrrrr Kingggg.'