Blonde

Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress' nametag?

A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?'

A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened.

"The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron."

"What about the other one?"

"They called back."

Two blondes are driving down the freeway chugging a few beers when they see a road block ahead with police checking for drunk drivers. The blonde in the passenger seat starts to panic and the driver tells her to calm down and do what she does. She then proceeds to quickly chug the last of the beer in her hand, peel the label off, stick the bottle under the seat and stick the label to her forehead. The second blonde follows along. When they arrive at the road block, the officer looks in and is quite surprised by this spectacle and says, ' Hello ladies. By any chance have you two been drinking tonight?' 'Why no officer, you see, we are on the patch!'

Why are Blondes like pianos?

Because when they're not upright they are grand!