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blonde meets cheerios
 
 
What did the blonde say when she saw a box Cheerios?

"Neato...Doughnut seeds!"

blonde's tricycle
 
 
Q: What kind of tricycle does a blonde have?

A: The one with the kick stand.

blonde riding shotgun
 
 
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph.

"Hey," asked the brunette at the wheel, " do ya see any cops following us?"

The blonde turned around for a long look. "As a matter of fact, I do."

"Damn!" cursed the brunette. "Are his flashers on?

The blonde turned around again. "Yup... nope... yup... nope... yup...."

natural blonde
 
 
What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair?

Artifical intelligence.


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