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blonde cattle ranchers
 
 
Why don't Blondes make good cattle ranchers?

They can't keep their calves together.

perfumed blonde
 
 
Why does a blonde put perfume on her ankles?

Because it ends up behind her ears anyway!

knock-knock blonde
 
 
Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?

Because they leave to answer the door.

poor blonde
 
 
A blonde owned a small business that she was about to lose, so she went to the church and prayed: "God, if I don't win the lotto, I will lose my business."

She didn't win.

So the next day she was about to lose her business and her car. She went to the church to pray: "God, if I don't win the lotto, I will lose my business and my car."

Still, she didn't win.

So the next day she was about to lose her buisness, her car and her house. She went to the church to pray: "God, if I don't win the lotto, I will loose my business, my car and my house."

Then suddenly the blonde was surrounded by a blinding white light, and she heard the booming voice of God declare, "Buy a ticket."


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