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blonde lightbulb
 
 
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: One hundred: one to hold the lightbulb, the other 99 to rotate the house.

blonde in the morning
 
 
Q: What does a blonde do when she wakes up?

A: Go home!

blonde with license
 
 
Q: Why does a blonde always fail her road test?

A: Because every time the car stops, she jumps in the backseat!

the blonde and the jumper
 
 
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.

The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, “I'll take that bet!”

Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said, “I can't take this, you're my friend. I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money.”

The blonde replied, “Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!”


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