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blonde throwing grenade
 
 
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

smart blonde
 
 
What do you call a smart blonde?

A Golden Retriever.

ouch!
 
 
A blonde's redhead decides to show her a neat way to trick people -- you put your hand on a wall and ask someone to punch it. But before they do, you pull your hand away!

"That is a neat trick," thinks the blonde, and tries desperately to remember it, but isn't all too successful. Despite this, she decides to try it out on her blonde friend.

"Okay," she says, "I'm going to put my hand in front of my face..."

blonde & turtle
 
 
Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common?

A: They're both screwed on their back.


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