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termite fun. yep, termite fun.
What did the termite say when he walked into the bar?

Where is the bar tender?

that's really, really nasty & practical
3 bums were outside a bar.The first one went in and asked for a fork.The second one went in and also asked for a fork. Then the third one went in and wanted a straw. At this point, the bartender became curious.

"How come all your friends want forks and you want a straw?"

"Well," the bum said, "the dog threw up and the chunks are all gone."

the bar
A guy walked into a bar... OUCH!
the bar basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, 'If you can sit in my basement for a day I'll give you free beer forever.'

So the first man says, 'Easy. I can do that.'

But he walks out after five minutes and says, 'It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there.'

So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than 10 minutes. Finally the third man goes in and comes out a day later. The others ask him how he did it.

He said, 'Easy. I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!'


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