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elephant farts vs. saloon
 
 
What's the difference between a saloon and an elephant fart?
One's a bar room and the other is a BAROOOOM!
singled out
 
 
Q: What do the men in a singles bar have in common?
A: They're all married.
ready to go home yet?
 
 
There was a guy in a bar and he asked the bartender for a beer. He chugged it, looked into his pocket, asked for another beer. He chugged that one, then looked into his pocket, and asked for another beer.

This went on for a while until the bartender finally asked, "How come you ask for a beer, chug it, then look in your pocket?"

The man said, "Because there is a picture of my wife in my pocket and I'm gonna keep drinking till she looks good enough to go home."

futurama
 
 
How does a man plan for the future? He buys TWO cases of beer.

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