Barroom

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I have to walk by again?

"I met my wife at a singles' bar."

"Really?"

"I thought she was home with the kids."

Bob and Jim walk into a bar. Bob says, 'Hey Donkeyboy, get me a drink.' The bartender gets him a drink. Bob says, 'Donkeyboy, get me another drink.' The bartender gets him another drink. Finally Jim says to the bartender, 'Why does he call you Donkeyboy?'

'I don't know. Hehawhehawhehawhe always calls me that.'

One night, a man with no voice and his friend went to a bar. The men at the bar wanted to know what he would like in a woman. He pointed to his head. His friend explained that he wanted a smart woman. Then, he rubbed his thumb on the palm of his hand. His friend explained that he wanted a woman with money. Then, he opened his hands wide, bent his fingers, and made them cupped. He bounced them under his chest. His friend looked at him kinda wierd.

"What the heck do you want a woman with arthritis for?"