crazy old man from georgia
Did you ever hear bout the crazy old man from Georgia?
They found him smothered in thick coating of peach marmalade, peanut butter, and his own feces.
culture shock
Two cups of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind in here." One cup of yogurt says, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."
don't play with your food
Q: What's the difference between a zombie baby and vegetables?
A: I don't eat my vegetables
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