chew on this
Yo mama is so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Hey where's my gumball?"
chips and dip
Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.
clear nuts
A guy walks into a psychologists office wearing a pair of shorts made from Saran wrap.
So the psychologist says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
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