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brooklyn zoo
Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn?

A: To buy some quack

bruce wayne is lame
Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?

A: Get in the Batmobile Robin!

brunette jokes
"Oh my god! A brunette walked into a doctor's office and didn't even get a nose job or perkier boobies!"

"Like, there was this totally dumb brunette who totally walked into the Gap and asked for Dolce & Gabana!"

"So like this brunette is all wicked mad and is telling her friend that she gave her boyfriend a 'piece of her mind' and like, if she was mad, why did she give him oral sex?"

"How do you stop a brunette from breathing? Remove her lungs!"

"A blonde and a brunette walk into a bar, and like, the brunette orders a beer and it's domestic! Can you believe it?"

"So like a blonde and a brunette were stranded on a desert island and the dumb brunette was bummed, but like wow! Total tan city! "

capon fear
Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken?

Far from being a proverbial chicken, this deeply disturbed fowl suffered from chronic depression and social anxiety disorder, usually treated with a combination therapy of Luvox and Paxil.


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