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a horse is a horse
Why do they call a horse a horse.

Because they speak English, you moron.

a joke of genius
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?

A: Do these genes make my butt look fat.

a kangaroo walks into a bar. he tells the...
A kangaroo walks into a bar. He tells the bartender, "Blood is the lipstick of all wounds."

The bartender does not know how he said this, or why.

a perfect circle
Q: What did the farmer use to make crop circles?

A: A Protractor


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