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immaculate pop hybrids
What do you get when you cross Mariah Carey and Elton John?

Nothing. Elton John prefers men.

it burns
Yo mama so tall, she tripped and burnt her lip on the sun.
jew unit
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
johnny big head
Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head."

His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."


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