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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?" The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
front stabber
A true friend stabs you in the front.
funny apple
Q: What did the apple say to the orange?

A: I despise you for being different from me.

gangs of new york part ii
Yo mama so dirty when I walked in her house the rats jumped me and the ants stole my wallet.

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