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farmer's tractor
Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

A: Perhaps Willie Nelson and John Cougar Mellencamp will stage a benefit concert outside my barn to raise funds to replace the missing machinery.

fat chance
Yo mama's so fat...she decided to go on a diet.
first day of school
Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

fish brains
Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?

A: Dam


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