culture shock
Two cups of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind in here." One cup of yogurt says, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."
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mighty mouse
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: Two, but no one knows how they got in there.
jumper
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a zombie baby?
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A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.
free of charge
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?" The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
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