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mommy!
 
 
"Mommy, mommy! What a pretty dress!"

"Shut-up. It won't fit over your iron lung."


"Mommy, mommy! The room is spinning!"

"Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
immaculate pop hybrids
 
 
What do you get when you cross Mariah Carey and Elton John?

Nothing. Elton John prefers men.

yo mamma's so retarded...
 
 
Yo mamma's so retarded, she thinks "yo mama" jokes are funny.
surrealists 'n' lightbulbs
 
 
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Banana.


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