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naked man
Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A: How do you drink water with that?

name those tracks
Two gorgeous blonde biologists were in the field one fine summer day. While following a game trail, they came across a pair of tracks. "Look! a pair of tracks" The first blonde said while pointing to the ground.

"Those are deer tracks," the other blonde replied.

"Oh no,"she said to the first, "Those are definitely moose tracks."
With this, they began to argue. In fact, they were still arguing when the train hit them.

nasty eskimo
A man was walking down the street and saw an Eskimo looking at his car tire.
So the man said, "You blow a seal?"

And the Eskimo responded "No. That's just frost on my mustache."

national bird
Did you hear Clinton announced a new national bird?
The spread eagle!

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