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make a sentence
Children were called upon in a classroom to make sentences with words chosen by the teacher. The teacher smiled when Jack raised his hand to participate. She gave him the words 'defeat,' 'deduct,' 'defense,' and 'detail.' Jack stood seriously for a while with all eyes focused on him awaiting his reply:

'Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail!'
male bashing
Q: What can a bird do that a man can't?

A: Whistle through his pecker.

man and pig?
Q: What's the difference between a man and a pig?
A: You mean there IS a difference?
man beats dog
Why did God make men a little smarter than dogs?

So they won't hump your leg at a cocktail party.


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