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lice-nse to ill
What do you call lice on a bald man's head?

Homeless.

lightbulb flies
Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Only two, but I don't know how they got in there!
lightbulb... mice
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, if they're small enough.
like you would ever call a fish
How do you talk to a fish?

You drop him a line.


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