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lawyer and vulture
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

Wings.
lawyer vs. water fowl
Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do?

A: Stick his bill up his ass.

leek limerick
There was a man from Leek
Who instead of a nose had a beak.
It grew quite absurd, till he looked like a bird
He migrates at the end of next week.
legless dog
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter... he won't come to you anyway!

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