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hillbilly animal etiquette
What do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common?
They both lick their paws.
hit and run
What would be the difference between a dead rabbit on the side of the road and Brittney Spears dead on the road?
There would be skid marks in front of the rabbit.
holy moley
How Does a dummy kill a mole?

He buries it.

horny toad
What's the difference between a toad and a horny toad?

One goes "Ribbit" and the other goes "Rubbit."


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