Animals

Jokes » animals » jokes 60

Animals


harem
What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?

A milk sheik!

harry potter quiz
What did Harry Potter do when he found the three-headed dog?

He ran... wouldn't you?

hedgehog, giraffe, dental hygeine
Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.
heffahump
How do you stop a dog who's humping your leg?
Whack him off!

Page 61 of 155     «« Previous | Next »»