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another chicken, another road
Q: Why did the stoner cross the road?

A: Who else would follow a chicken?

ants in yer pants
Q: Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl?

A: He got pissed off.

apple and worm
What did the apple say to the worm?
You're boring me.
ba ba black sheep
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he'd first had sex.

"It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the tree and made love for hours," Clem recalled.

"That sounds wonderful," said Jed.

"Yes. It was okay until I looked up and noticed her mother was standing right there watching us."

"Oh my God! What did her mother say when she saw you making love to her daughter?"

"Baaaaa..."


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