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fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea?

A: Shall we walk or take a dog?

flies have wings, why?
Do you know why flies have wings?

So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.

flock of seagulls
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels!

fly away
What do you call a fly in a blonde's brain?

A space invader!


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