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elephants, beavers and the jungle
Why is it dangerous to go in the jungle after 5 p.m?
Because elephants jump out of trees after 5 p.m.
Why do beavers have flat tails?
Because they go in the jungle after 5 p.m!
energizer bunny
What happens when you put the Energizer Bunny batteries in backward?
He keeps coming and coming and coming...
every party needs a pooper
Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?
Becase he was a party pooper.
everyone's doing it
Q: What's bright eyed and bushy tailed?

A: A squirrel on crack.


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