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elephant and prostitute
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute?

A: A two-ton pick-up.

elephant and rhino
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

Answer: ell-if-i-no (Hell if I know)

elephant farts vs. saloon
What's the difference between a saloon and an elephant fart?
One's a bar room and the other is a BAROOOOM!
elephant innuendo
Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because in the animal kingdom six inches just doesn't cut it.


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