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doggie no legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?

A: It doesn't matter, he's not going to come anyway.

doggone it
What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?
Ruff!
doggy style
Q: Why does a dog lick himself?

A: Because he can't make a fist.

dogs and dem womenfolk
What's the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman yelling on the back porch?
The dog quits barking when you let it in!

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