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doe in the woods
Q: What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods?

A: I'll never do that for two bucks again.

dog butt
If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave its butt and tell it to walk backwards!
dog crossing
Why did the dog cross the road?

He saw some dog food.

dog days
What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver!

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