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circumcisional evidence
How do you circumcisce a whale?

With four skin-divers...

clinton 'n' buddy
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?

A: One tries to hump the leg of every woman and the other is a chocolate lab!
clinton hijinx
Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a trip to Arkansas with a pig under each arm. A secret serviceman greeted him.
"Nice pigs, sir!"
"Thank you. Though these are no ordinary pigs -- they're Arkansas Razorbacks! I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea."
"Nice trade, sir!"
closed bull's eyes
What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.


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