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catching rabbits
Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A. Unique up on it.

Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way.

cats -- now and forever
What are the two things a cat is good for?

Altitude and distance!

centipede and parrot
Q: What do you get when you cross a centipide with a parrot?
A: A walkie-talkie.
charging elephant
How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card!


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