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blondes and cow patties
What do blondes and cow patties have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

blondes and turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common?

If they're on their back, they're screwed!

blondog
Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

From chasing parked cars!

bmw & a porcupine
What is the difference between a BMW & a porcupine?

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.


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