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a gummy problem
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because he was stuck to the chicken's foot
a kangaroo walks into a bar. he tells the...
A kangaroo walks into a bar. He tells the bartender, "Blood is the lipstick of all wounds."

The bartender does not know how he said this, or why.

a little lysdexic humor
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

a man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar...
A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start having a few quiet drinks. As the night goes on, they get pretty drunk. The giraffe finally passes out near the pool tables and the man decides to go home.

As the man is leaving, he's approached by the barman who says, "Hey, you're not gonna leave that lyin' here, are ya?"

"Hmph," says the man, "that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."


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