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kangaroo + leap year =
 
 
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a calendar?

A leap year!

polar bears really like peas
 
 
How do you catch a polar bear?

You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas. When the bear goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.

which way?
 
 
Q: There is a house. The front is facing south and the back is facing north. The right side is facing west and the left side is facing east. If a rooster lays an egg on top of the house which way will it roll?

A: No direction: roosters don't lay eggs.

octopus
 
 
Q: What do you call an Octopus with no legs?
A: A puss.

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